Larry Craig just wanted you to know that he’s not gay. In 1982. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Or that you were asking.
And, in case you didn’t get the message, he just wanted to make sure you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that Larry Craig’s not gay.
And he’s still not gay, 25 years later. I guess that settles it.
“Thank you all very much for coming out today.” No, Larry. Thank you. “I’ve been in this business 27 years in the public eye here. I don’t go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn’t do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy!” That’s right. You do it in Minnesota.